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Friday, March 09, 2012

Joseph Kony: 7 facts the video doesn't tell you

The first time I was sent the Joseph Kony video, I ignored it. It was International Women’s Day and Holi – the spring festival of colors. I wasn't in a mood to watch anything that looked suspiciously disturbing.


Today however, with the colors of Holi safely washed off, I watched the video. Instead of horror (courtesy my roots in North east India,  war, guns and atrocities don’t shock me so quickly). my reaction to Kony video was a bunch of questions. Unfortunately, the video doesn’t answer them. So, I went searching for the answers and I thought that maybe I should write them; maybe there are other doubting Thomas on the net like me

So, my first question is, Joseph Kony abducts and turns children into soldiers with guns. WHY THE HELL DOES HE DO THAT? 


Here is the answer: Joseph Kony belongs to a tribe called Acholi. He is fighting to create a sovereign state for the Acholi people in Uganda. His aim: to run an Acholiland, on the basis of the Biblical 10 commandments. He uses his (child soldier) army to kill his enemies who are mostly soldiers and civilians supporting the Ugandan president Museveni. Sounds pretty much a fanatic Christian version of the Taliban to me!


Question 2: How does Kony rule over his army? What is the opium he feeds them?
Answer: Apart from the dream of an Acholi nation, Joseph Kony tells his young warriors that the Holy Spirit can shield them in battle if the proper belief, the proper application of Holy Oil, signs of the cross, and the proper recitation of prayer songs etc. Also, he also tells them that if they die, they would have eternal life in heaven. Now, haven’t we heard something like that from Islamic Jihadis?

Question 3: If Kony has been running his child abduction and child torturing business for 30  holi s**t long years, it obviously means he has support. So, where does it come from?


Answer: Kony has support from Sudan which gives him arms and ammunition as well.


Question 3: What is the opinion of the Churches in Uganda about Kony? (Personally I strongly believe that if the churches are firmly against him, he can’t be as strong as he seems to be.)


I looked for answers and found several pieces by several church ministers, with everyone asking for forgiveness for Kony. Here is one of them by Church of Uganda that says Kony is a normal guy, seeking peace.


Question 4: Doesn’t Kony have a family? Relatives? Lovers? Worshippers?(After all, we have Satan worshipers by hundreds in this world)


I found part of the answer: Kony had an aunt who was a Voodoo priestess and who wanted to build an Acholi nation once. That’s where Kony learned it all. Today, he reportedly has had more than 70 ‘wives’ and is also father to over a 100 children.

Question 5: why is it so difficult to find Kony? The answer is because the areas which he lives (Uganda, Congo, Sudan)have dense forest cover. One of them is Garamba Forest in northeastern Congo.


. Hmm…sounds like Kony is the African brother of our own (now dead) sandalwood smuggler  Veerappan, isn’t it? 


Question 6: So, what do the Ugandans think of Kony and this worldwide campaign to catch him?


According to media reports, while most Ugandans do hate Kony, they are also  suspecting that the US is only interested in Uganda’s oil sector and not in catching Kony. Peace activists on the ground are saying that military approaches will only worsen the situation, instead of finding peace. But the best is said by an Ugandan journalist: "It is not on the front page of our papers because it is not news. When the violence stops, that is news." 


Finally, a trivia you might find interesting: According to Lilly Atong, one of Kony’s wives, they have a child and Kony has named him George Bush :):)

3 comments:

L said...

Loved this, informative n funny

Stella Paul said...

Thanks! that was the idea actually. Thanks for reading through!

Anonymous said...

Good and funny comments. Bit sad thought aziz
as kony and the LRA have been responsible for spreading fear as well as commiting Horrific mutilations and the deaths off thousands. I do not wish for ANYONE to see these yet alone experience them. May he die soon